High Holiday Sermons: Chabad Unveils Emergency Slide

           Mineola’s Congregation Beth Sholom Chabad leader Rabbi Anchelle Perl has been inspired by Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who activated a plane’s emergency slide, grabbed some beer and fled home after repeated altercations with a passenger.

           ‘After listening to your rabbi’s long and sometimes boring High Holiday sermons,’ said Rabbi Perl, ‘you really want to get out of there in a hurry, I can’t blame them!

           To make it convenient and safe, the Shul has fitted each window with emergency pre-holiday inflated plane chutes that will provide an easy exit to the street below.

           As far as grabbing a beer on the way out, ‘For that, you are on your own’ winked Perl.

           The Rabbi plans to discuss anger management and how to deal with irritant congregants during his Rosh Hashanah sermon.


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